WEIRD PIZZA

Uggggh. Mondays, fuck ‘em! Four gigs in three consecutive nights, coming home in the daylight has left me in a pretty foul mood today and I managed to miss out on the sun all yesterday. Apart from a quick jog to Boost Juice I lived on the sofa yesterday watching Eddie Murphy movies (Trading Places is too sick!) and am quite pissed of that I couldn’t make it to Plastician, just no way my body could handle it.

But the one good thing to come out of my Sunday sloth was the discovery of this place – Mojo’s Weird Pizza in Port Melbourne (they got them in Richmond and Clifton Hill too). Never have I experienced such an immense pizza. When the delivery guy passed it to me I thought he may have accidently added dumbbells to the toppings the thing was sooo heavy! Check out some of these…I recommend the Tex Perkins!

Wasabi (Vegetarian)
Wasabi base, cheese, prawns and rice noodles, topped with fresh red and green chilli
Hideous Kinky
Cheese, Moroccan spiced chicken with almonds and dates
Dog's Breakfast
Hp sauce, cheese, onion, mushrooms, bacon, pork sausages, baked beans and egg
Jamie Oliver (Vegetarian)
Garlic, cheese, oven roasted tomato, marinated artichoke, topped with rocket, balsamic and grated parmesan
The Ram
Mint jelly, cheese, roast potaotes, peas and lamb sausages
Kaas Kop (Vegetarian)
Caramelised onion, cheese, blue vein, parmesan and cream cheese
Tex Perkins
Corn chips, cheese, spicy Mexican beef topped with guacamole and sour cream
Chaos (Vegetarian)
Garlic, pesto, mushrooms, roast pumpkin, fetta and cracked pepper
Donkey
Cheese, prunes, bacon and pork sausages
Royale with Cheese
Special sauce, cheese, onions, fresh tomato, bacon, beef patties and sesame seeds
Chicken Run
BBQ sauce, cheese, onion, capsicum, pineapple, chicken breast and sesame seeds
Groundhog
BBQ sauce, cheese, onion, mushroom, double bacon, crakced black pepper and sesame seeds, topped with fresh parsley
Go Bananas
Sweet chilli sauce, cheese, banana, double bacon, cream cheese, chilli flakes and brown sugar
Ali Baba (Vegetarian)
Napoli sauce, hot salami, cheese, Spanish onion, roasted pumpkin and red capsicum, green capsicum, kalamata olives and fetta cheese
Orlando
Napoli sauce, sunflower seeds, semi-sundried tomatoes, cheese, Spanish onions, Spinach, marinated artichoke, chicken breast and cracked black pepper
Athens
Napoli sauce, semi-sundried tomatoes, cheese, Spanish onions, zucchini, red capsicum, marinated artichokes, kalamata olives, fetta cheese, topped with fresh parsley
Prickly Pear
Caramelised onions, goats cheese, prosciutto ham, poached pear, topped with fresh basil
Java (Chicken or Prawns)
Satay sauce, coriander, cheese, red capsicum and sesame seeds, topped with spring onions
Neptune
Napoli sauce, garlic, cheese, fresh tomato, king prawns, scallops, sesame seeds, topped with fresh parsley and spring onions
Woodsman
BBQ sauce, hot salami, ham, cheese, Spinach onion, bacon, chicken breast and sesame seeds
Gringo
Salsa base, corn chips, cheese, Spanish onion, fresh tomato, jalapenos, cream cheese, topped with sour cream and guacamole
Tandoor
Cheese, Spanish onion, roasted red capsicum, tandoori chicken breast, topped with tzatziki and fresh parsley try with jalapenos
Vegipatch (Vegetarian)
Napoli sauce, cheese, roasted potato, eggplant, pumpkin, red capsicum, button mushrooms, spinach and goats cheese
Madrid
Napoli sauce, semi-sundried tomatoes, hot salami, cheese, Spanish onions, red and green capsicum, bacon and jalapenos
Bumpy Lane (Vegetarian)
Choc-hazelnut spread, roasted peanuts, chocolate buttons, raspberry lollies, marshmellows, coconut, drizzled with chocolate sauce
Monkey Business (Vegetarian)
Peaches and banana with brown sugar, banana custard and ginger biscuits

http://www.mojosweirdpizza.com.au/