ITS FUCKING COLD!!!

Yep its Baltic right now! Unfortunately it dont look like this below though. I've never been to the snow before - we get a few days of black ice in England and thats usually it - but i think i'm gonna have to try and get some this year. Oh the irony, come to Australia expecting Summer Bay and instead it feels like i'm Amsterdam in December! And if i hear one more person say to me, 'oh you should be used to it, you're from England'!!! Cold is cold dickhead no matter where you're from!

WHY DID I NOT NOTICE BEFORE!!!

Walking down Fitzroy st last night i see a fucking Cold Rock has opened! When did this happen and why did i not notice?! I'm round those parts a lot and never noticed it and to make matters worse i left my wallet at home and only had a couple bucks left after dinner so had to make do with a Golden Gaytime - IT AINT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE MY ENGLISH FRIENDS, BAIT NAME BUT BOOM ICE CREAM!

Anyway, Cold Rock tonight dun know!