Flying up to Canberra next week for a show. My first time in the ACT so really looking fwd to this one. Also Seven (UK) is playing same night in Canberra, so will hit that after our show for sure. If you're about come down and bring fireworks!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
FIRECRACKER MISSION
Flying up to Canberra next week for a show. My first time in the ACT so really looking fwd to this one. Also Seven (UK) is playing same night in Canberra, so will hit that after our show for sure. If you're about come down and bring fireworks!
TOO MANY MAN
Think this is some new shit Westwoods filming round his yard. This sessions featuring Ghettz, Devlin, Griminal, Dolla and Dogzilla. Gotta love Dogzilla, always gives me jokes
LOCO PART II
Following on from last months funky mix i posted from my boy Loco, this time we got a grime and dubstep mix. Featuring some old classics, some new bangers, ikts definitely worth your download. Had me skanking round the flat this weekend. And remember Loco's gonna be over here in July for a month or so, so any promoters, hit me up for any bookings.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/a0d05c
Monday, March 30, 2009
TOOO MUCH
Yes i've been slack on the updates the past couple of weeks, been propping up bars etc etc and have not taken a camera out in aaaages...past couple of weekends have seen some mad nights tho, not least Starkey @ Laundry (best gig of the year so far) and Wobble last weekend where we were treated to a riot outside where everyone smokes, including cops and pepper spray...anyway, just a little plug for my mate Same-o's new dubstep night commencing this Saturday at Brown Alley. Not been to Brown Alley for tiiiiime, but always had a good one so fingers crossed its a smasher!
Friday, March 27, 2009
MUCHO SUCKO
Man jailed over vacuum sex act
A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles north-west of Detroit.
Savage's lawyer, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM!!!
Swear i'm gonna lose it if i hear another 'large' woman talk about how hard it is to lose weight while they're stuffing their chops with chips and coke!!! SHAAAT UP!!!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
SNOOP ON DUBSTEP!!!
Proper weird to hear Snoop on this Chase + Status banger, who knows, maybe you'll start hearing dubstep on Triple J daytime hahaha
Brinks just shouted 'how long till Kanye does a dubstep joint and starts claiming that he invented it or some shit'...true
Brinks just shouted 'how long till Kanye does a dubstep joint and starts claiming that he invented it or some shit'...true
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
BRITNEY, YOUR MIC'S STILL TURNED ON
Britney leaving the stage for another wardbrobe change. Doesn't realize mic is still live and says, "My pussy is hanging out!"
5 DAY ANTI-DETOX PLAN
Long weekends plus the arrival of a friend from England left me in quite the pickle this past weekend (and Wednesday + Thursday!).
Started out at the GoFontUrself exhibition at Don’t Come gallery. I felt extremely old at this surrounded by all the hipster haircuts and ‘wacky’ glasses. It was one of them nights where you wish you had a gun. Wasn’t a big fan of the work on show really. Drunk as many Asahi’s as we could until they ran out and then hit the bottlo and back to mine where we got nicely sozzled and I ended up in bed before 10.30pm! Not before causing maximum noise on my balcony and no doubt pissing off my neighbour even further.
Next night, next exhibition, next free bar! Swifty this time at the No Vacancy gallery in QV where he was doing some live painting and selling Swifty logo’ed tubs of Vege-mite for $50. Best thing I saw was the cammo old school telephone with a lobster instead of the handset.
Buggered off from this and hit the N.E.R.D show (shouts to Huwba for the freebies, as if I’m gonna pay to see N.E.R.D) where they were charging extortionate prices for drinks and had very little choice. I like a little variety so alternated between whiskey and gin, but still stayed relatively sober.
The show was absolute waste! Pure self indulgent crap, it was laughable. And to rub a little salt in there was no one there. A few people on the main floor, a few up on either side and the back, but they wouldn’t let the seated people onto the main floor! Such a dumb move when the place is empty anyway. Check Huwba looking far from impressed at the attendance.
Friday my mate Brinks arrived from England to stay for a month so we had to hit the town. Ended up at The Funkoars show at the Espy after a session with Bunks and crew. This was a sick night, packed house, lots of rowdiness, lack of memories.
Although I do remember Brinkle getting his cuddle on with a random street performer on Fitzroy street in the early hours.
Check out Josh’s sick artwork featuring some of Melbourne’s favourite bench drinkers!
There followed two more days of Brinkle celebrations involving the Tornts show at Revolver on Saturday and some roof top party in St Kilda on Sunday, but I forgot my camera (or maybe the truth is the pictures are too incriminating). Yesterday was spent watching hours of Cribs and Eastenders under a blanket which is exactly where I would like to be now!
Started out at the GoFontUrself exhibition at Don’t Come gallery. I felt extremely old at this surrounded by all the hipster haircuts and ‘wacky’ glasses. It was one of them nights where you wish you had a gun. Wasn’t a big fan of the work on show really. Drunk as many Asahi’s as we could until they ran out and then hit the bottlo and back to mine where we got nicely sozzled and I ended up in bed before 10.30pm! Not before causing maximum noise on my balcony and no doubt pissing off my neighbour even further.
Next night, next exhibition, next free bar! Swifty this time at the No Vacancy gallery in QV where he was doing some live painting and selling Swifty logo’ed tubs of Vege-mite for $50. Best thing I saw was the cammo old school telephone with a lobster instead of the handset. Buggered off from this and hit the N.E.R.D show (shouts to Huwba for the freebies, as if I’m gonna pay to see N.E.R.D) where they were charging extortionate prices for drinks and had very little choice. I like a little variety so alternated between whiskey and gin, but still stayed relatively sober.
The show was absolute waste! Pure self indulgent crap, it was laughable. And to rub a little salt in there was no one there. A few people on the main floor, a few up on either side and the back, but they wouldn’t let the seated people onto the main floor! Such a dumb move when the place is empty anyway. Check Huwba looking far from impressed at the attendance.
Friday my mate Brinks arrived from England to stay for a month so we had to hit the town. Ended up at The Funkoars show at the Espy after a session with Bunks and crew. This was a sick night, packed house, lots of rowdiness, lack of memories.
Although I do remember Brinkle getting his cuddle on with a random street performer on Fitzroy street in the early hours.
Check out Josh’s sick artwork featuring some of Melbourne’s favourite bench drinkers!
There followed two more days of Brinkle celebrations involving the Tornts show at Revolver on Saturday and some roof top party in St Kilda on Sunday, but I forgot my camera (or maybe the truth is the pictures are too incriminating). Yesterday was spent watching hours of Cribs and Eastenders under a blanket which is exactly where I would like to be now!
NEW AFFICKS MIX - HEAVY INNIT!!
Afficks has put together a new mix as promo for next months Heavy Innit!! with Starkey. Not listened to it yet as i'm at work, but looks like some big tunes on it (not least mine at no.23 haha) so go grab it and make sure you're down the Laundry next Saturday night!
http://soundcloud.com/heavy-innit/heavy-innit-march-mix-affiks
TRACKLIST:
1. Stomp The Yard - Ooah [Muti Music]
2. Size Matters - Subvert [Muti Music]
3. Biggie Shorty - Vibe Squad [Proboscis]
4. The Sirens - Edit [Alpha Pup]
5. I Gotcha (Kraddy Remix) - Lupe Fiasco
6. Kick It Complex - Bassnectar [Om Records]
7. Dirt Nap - Excision & Subvert [Multi Music]
8. Off Kilter - Tipper [Tippermusic]
9. Wobbleston - Vibe Squad [Proboscis]
10. Sweat Shop (Subvert Remix) - IllGates [Muti Music]
11. Dissent - Break Beat Buddha
12. West Coast Rocks (Glitch Mob Rmx) - Matty G
13. Bubblin In The Cut - Boreta [Alpha Pup]
14. Escape - Starkey [Planet Mu]
15. Digi Design - Joker [Hyperdub]
16. One Ting Ft. Mindman (Tes La Rok Rmx) - Desto [Argon]
17. Guilty (Plastician Rmx) - Kosheen
18. Panpipes - Benny Page & Zero G [Digital Soundboy]
19. Get Back - 501 [Veri Lo]
20. Don't Mess About - Chrissy Chris [Sludge]
21. Heads Up - Bassnectar [Amorphous Music]
22. Gutter Music - Starkey [Planet Mu]
23. Next Sound Level - Fraksha & Affiks
Friday, March 6, 2009
SURELY ONLY A WANKER WOULD WEAR THESE?
Air Yeezy's. Goddamn these are butterzzzzzzzzzz! But you know bare people are gonna snap them up!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
MY NUGGETS ARE AN EMERGENCY
I know how she feels!
An American woman who paid for a 10-piece meal of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets became irate after she was told the store was out of them. So she called 911.
Three times.
"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," Latreasa Goodman told police. "This is an emergency."
The McNugget meltdown happened last week and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear in court on a charge of misusing 911, according to a recently released police report.
Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets but the cashier told her all sales are final.
"I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," Goodman told police.
The cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got "irate", the report states.
Goodman reportedly yelled, "I don't want a McDouble and small fry," the cashier told investigators.
Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route.
"Goodman maintained the attitude 'This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency'," the report states.
McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald's national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and often are dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/763961/woman-calls-911-in-chicken-mccrisis
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
EARPLUGS OPTIONAL!!!
Last months Wobble was one of the biggest yet, the dancefloor was going off by midnight! This month's is set to be more of the same, except even louder! Derek Heartical has made some new additions to the system, check below!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
TWITTER BEEF
So i'm a little late on this one, but its pretty funny so had to post it up. This twitter thing which i reluctantly joined up to is on some madness! N.O.R.E is one of the funniest guys in hip hop and i've always been a fan to many peoples dismay. Anyway, regardless of your opinion on things like Twitter, how else would N.O.R.E and Perez Hilton end up with beef!? Here's a transcipt of some of their 'tweets' to each other following Perez Hilton's report on N.O.R.E's arrest last week
Noreaga @ Perez Hilton: Perez Hilton is a douchebag…lol..
Perez Hilton @ Noreaga: At least you know who I am, bitch! xoxo
Noreaga @ Perez Hilton: who you calling a bitch!!!!???
Noreaga: alchemist can u tell ya brother perez 2 be easy! it’s jokes queen!!!! All cause u got maxwell on ya 1st single Alc?? LOL!!!!!
Noreaga @ Perez Hilton: dirty mud butt!! u must know who I am cause u on my twitter but my twitter is for str8 people that don’t wear wigs!!!!
Noreaga @ Perez Hilton: But u r homo n a way that’s foul. if u don’t know how I am,y would u call me a douchebag & a pitbull. google my police records!
Perez Hilton @ Noreaga: Me being a homo is foul? Is it because I’m open about it but you keep your gayness on the downlow??? xoxox
Noreaga: No disrespect to my gay fans!I make great music that even gay people like. if u don’t like it don’t listen please. Fake ass madonna!!!
Noreaga @ Perez Hilton: Perez Hilton and alchemist is the best!!!! I know u and alchemist got a album send us the tracklist for us 2 post!!
Noreaga: Alchemist & Perez Hilton present: “the purple wig and the nasty beard”!! perez- losen up! my jokes r the same jokes u heard growing up!!!!
Noreaga: Lighten up! laugh out loud!!!! Perez Hilton for secretary of state!!!! Stop being so anal!! LOL!!!!
My favourite part of all this though is what N.O.R.E said about it all in a radio show:
"When I call Perez a gay motherf---er, it's just one of my first rebuttals because everybody knows he loves cock. Ain't nothin' wrong with loving cock, I got friends who love cock, I done records with Kanye West, it's cool. I'm not saying he is gay, but if he is, he doesn't bother me at all...Let's just get off the gay part about him.
Monday, March 2, 2009
STRAIGHT FROM THE GUTTER!!!
SpinFX and the Scatterblog team will be smashing it up @ The Night Owl this coming Saturday night. I just got added for mic duties on the night - too late for the flyer, but come down if you're about. Should be some hype tunes for sure!
HEAVY INNIT!!
Oi oi! Dont forget next week to come down Laundry for the return of Heavy Innit!! This month will be a banger for sure with Starkey reppin from Philadelphia. Check the radio ad i vocaled above.
TOUR DE MELBOURNE
Finally got myself a bike yesterday (shouts to Strorbz) and fully intend to cycle everywhere. No more shall i be riding in my yellow limo spending stoopid amounts each month to get driven the long way home!
THIS IS WHAT HIP HOP HAS BECOME!?
Oh lord help us! I cannot believe the hype this Asher Roth is on, madness. I suppose he's a marketing dream in the States with the whole college hip hop vibe. I dont get how many other artists and dj's are on his dick though...all this talk like 'Asher goes hard....respect his hustle' hahaha, gimmie a break! Its weak pop music! Its hip hop for Pussycat Dolls fans.
He aint got nothing interesting to say, but it seems bad form to cuss him so everyone and his dog is bigging him up right now. Anyone can put a few rhyming words together but you gotta have some substance and passion and this brer just dont seem to have any of either. Its safe and unthreatening, you can almost hear the soccer mums - 'oh that Asher seems like such a nice boy'. Just look at him lol, this dude would have got laughed off the mic 5 years ago with a kick up the arse.
Prepare for an onslaught of this guy this year!